Couldn't resist this random Babylon 5 post.
Babylon 5 was a space station where aliens of different races and humans could work out disputes and stuff. So out of no where, the captain recieves a message from his superiors on Earth that there was going to be a giftshop opened on the station to bring in some extra money (credits), which annoyed both the captain (John Sheriden) and the ship's commander (Susan Ivanova) because that meant a lot of people and things that were going to be sold as figures, etc, would be like a mockery to the things that really did exist on the station.
Skipping to the end, Susan accepted the idea of the gift shop and got herself a soft toy bear. Halfway down a corridor she met John and showed him the bear:
*Not exactly quoting
John: Ivanova, i guess this giftshop thing isn't so bad after all. We could use the few extra credits.
-notices the bear.
Susan: Look at this.
-passes the bear.
John: Well, he's a cutie isn't he? Haha,
-noticed words on the back of bear's shirt
John: Bear-bylon 5? Haha, that's a good one.
-Turns it around to the front. Frowns at shirt printing of 'J.S'
John: J.S?
Susan: Uh huh. J.S. John Sheriden.
John:Oh, wait. This is supposed to be me? Oh...heh heh...uh...
-smiles slighltly only, scrutinizes bear.
-Looks pissed off and pushed the bear back at Susan.
John: Commander i want this thing off my ship. And tell that gift shop that i want them packed up and ready to leave by 0800. Got it?
Susan: Yes, sir.
-John turns to go. Turns back. Gives Susan a look like he doesn't trust her. Gives evil stare at the bear. Takes the bear back and walks away.
*Later.
Pilot on patrol in his ship flying a distance from the station in space.
Pilot: Negative Babylon control, there's no sign of anything out of the oridnary out here. All clear from my-
-Something hits his cockpit screen.
-He sees a soft toy bear with a white J.S/Bear-Bylon 5 shirt slide off his cockpit glass and off into space, spinning.
Babylon control: Pilot, report?
Pilot: *smiles. Heh heh, negative, Babylon control. Nothing. I'm returning to the station.
The bear got thrown into space, lol!! :)
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